14 Genuinely Amazing Instances We Saw A Celebrity’s Boobs [NSFW] | Autostraddle

In last week’s
Oscar broadcast
, Seth McFarlane performed a monumentally distressful “We noticed Your tits” montage which totally tore apart every little thing we as women keep precious about boobs. Their
introduction of rape scenes, post-sexual-assault medical practitioner check outs and stolen private photos as victorious moments during the Showing of breasts
was actually a despicable example of the pervasiveness of rape tradition additionally the perpetual public ignorance from it. That was seriously fucked upwards.

We feel just like this will be an effective minute to recover the Showing of Boobs. As queer ladies, we believe uniquely qualified to execute this. See, nobody on the internet understands whatever’re discussing w/r/t boobs. Quick google searches for “best topless scenes” appear predictable databases delighting over scenes developed especially to titilate straight males (one listing of “best topless scenes” incorporated

Schindler’s List,

whenever you accept it as true) and yelling in agony over scenes that do not go with the list-makers narrow concept of beauty, particularly moments by which women over the age of 50 challenge to blank. We wanted to celebrate truly kickass, empowering or super-sexy topless moments, with an inevitable bias to the queer moments.

A note throughout the nudity on this page:

Because there is this fantasy of people giving us money to promote situations on our internet site, we usually stick to a “no-nudity” rule on everything, but in all honesty placing little anime hearts over everyone’s hard nipples with this blog post began to feel silly and sex-negative because like, which claims nipples must be censored? THE PATRIARCHY? In a post about showing breasts, we mustn’t end up being

censoring

boobies. Anyway, we are however maintaining the dream to getting marketers one-day, which means this will probs end up being the only time we show you any nip. I’m not sure it happened. Lick it, laides, lick it up.

Previously, we have recognized
ten motion pictures we watched for your short nudity
. Today we celebrate something comparable. You can share your favorite topless circumstances inside the statements!

14 Great Times In Boobery

Following the discharge of the woman first element movie,

The Watermelon Girl

, lesbian director/actress/writer told

The Supporter

that “it does not bother us to be naked on-camera. I am buck naked in every my films too.” That is the nature! Also, she plays a lesbian video singer determined to discover more on the black stars overlooked by Hollywood record, so there’s absolutely nothing maybe not awesome relating to this scenario.

2. Angelina Jolie in

Gia

One day in the future, lesbian historians will look straight back on this subject minute as one of the early precise representations of exactly how crap decreases between find a lesbian lover — you realize, like whenever girl tries to sneak in the day to come back to the woman sweetheart after which someone’s from inside the hall with regards to top off! There are various wonderful times for Angelina Jolie’s boobs within this fantastic movie, which made many people gay.

This slapsticky world has made its method onto too many “worst topless scenes” lists, for that reason cementing the addition here. HOW DARE A 57-YEAR-OLD LADY SHOW US HER BREASTS? Because she actually is drilling awesome, for this reason.

4. Jenny Shimizu, Angelina Jolie and Heddy Burress in

Foxfire

The tattoo scene will be the epitome of one thing I was thinking i might never have: plenty ladies, toplessness, tattoos, being hazardous. Want it frightened the fuck off me personally making me personally thus sad for my dull existence, but I loved it obvs. NOW CHECK United States. Tattoos, tits, buddies in odd towns and cities.

5. Mia Kirshner when you look at the orifice credits of

The L Word

Goddess bless Mia Kirshner and her great tits, which for reasons unbeknownst to you but also for which the audience is eternally grateful, turned up inside the beginning credits completely nude each few days. She frequently had gotten nude inside the actual occurrence at the same time, that was a great extra.

6. Sahara Knite w/Esme Bianco,

Game Regarding Thrones

More often than not on

Game of Thrones

, men and women are slicing each other’s minds down with knives! But occasionally you’ll find 4-minute lesbian sex scenes, similar to this one featuring Indian celebrity Sahara Knite, The UK’s just Muslim pornography celebrity! Think about that for a cameo?

In 90’s/early 00’s we had been pretty much prepared to enjoy anything that claimed is both “indie” and with regards to “coming of age.” Plus it acquired a bunch of homosexual film festival gifts because Sara Rue’s bestie from inside the movie is homosexual. They may be both goths just who flee Sandusky on the lookout for Stevie Nicks. Oh also, boobies.

8. Lynn Chen and Michelle Krusiec in

Protecting Face

This film,
among the best lesbian films at this moment
, includes one particular tender and beautiful sex world between the titular characters.

Josephine Baker’s tits are very well-known, and even though our very own memories of your 1991 HBO film tend to be dim, and then we’re convinced it failed to effectively express Josephine Baker’s courage, tenacity and *COUGH* queerness, nevertheless, its Lynn Whitfield as Josephine Baker, you are aware? Indeed, Whitfield snagged a NAACP Image honor, a Golden world nomination and an Emmy nomination on her behalf depiction of Josephine Baker within this movie.

10. Lena Dunham in

Ladies

Absolutely plenty to locate challenging in

Girls

, but Lena Dunham’s constant nudity is not one among them. Do you remember the time when you noticed it was initially you would observed somebody with an im”perfectly” proportioned human anatomy sex on tv? She’s totally comfortable in her own skin along with her lovers are, too, therefore the proven fact that due to the fact writer/director, she is carrying it out all on her behalf own terms and conditions, will make it specially amazing.

11. Kristen Stewart in

On the highway

We haven’t really observed this flick yet, but seriously planned to, and now definitely propose to.

12. Salma Hayek and Karine Plantadit-Bageot in

Frida

Salma Hayek’s long been a confident exhibitor of her fantastic stand, along with her turn as bisexual singer Frida Kahlo had been no exception. We are particularly fond of the really love scene between Frida and Josephine Baker, played by Alvin Ailey performer and Broadway celebrity Karine Plantadit-Bageot. Thus I imagine we got Josephine Baker contained in this top 10 two ways, so to speak. Fun fact: Julie Taymor, exactly who directed Frida, in addition directed Plantadit-Bageot in

The Lion King

on Broadway!

13. Mary Louise Parker in

Weeds

Mary Louise Parker 4ever.

14. Erin Daniels, Leisha Hailey, Alexandra Hedison, Rachel Shelley, Lauren Holloman, Mia Kirshner, Rose Rollins, Barbara Kottmeier, Karina Lombard, Katherine Moennig, Anne Ramsay, Sarah Shahi, Lauren Lee Smith, Lynda Boyd, Kate French, Angela Gots, Gina Holden, Sandrine Holt, Shay Kingston, Kristanna Loken, Alberta Mayne, Mei Melancon, Sarah Shahi, Audra Ricketts and Alicia Leigh Willis on

The L Keyword

Hey seem, we relate: anytime we come across a hot lesbian, we as well desire to get the shirts down, too.